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climber
December 8th, 2005, 11:25 AM
http://www.sexyfireworks.co.uk/

This might not be good for the family customer. But surely would get the male customer to reach deep into the old wallet.

Diamond Dave
December 8th, 2005, 02:59 PM
My good fellow Brad,
Sexyfireworks has been in business for a number of years now. These girls do work in their stores. If you are ever in the UK, look em up. I like these two "Butt Buddies" the best.
http://www.sexyfireworks.co.uk/img/004.jpg
They would make my rocket rise.
Can you say, "Fire in the hole"?
Diamond Dave

Colin
December 8th, 2005, 03:35 PM
Please tell me I'm not the only one who thinks those girls are....well...anti-hot?

MNPyro
December 8th, 2005, 04:07 PM
I guess I would have to half agree with all of you...in a sense, Yes what a marketing "idea" as sex sells...no duh.

But Colin, I have to agree with you as well...they are not that great looking...then again, this is a UK company...they have limited "resources" to choose from.

Now, if it were Russian, maybe Spanish or Italian and possibly German girls...there's a much broader, and better looking, base to choose from. I have many pictures of girls that fit those categories and more from my many nights out here in Germany :-)

Gotta love to "true" melting pot of the EU.

MNPyro

JoeRatman
December 8th, 2005, 04:15 PM
Well, if I had to browse or purchase fireworks from a pyro website "decorated" like that site, my wife would not be very happy with me. :oops: She would highly recommend that I buy them somewhere else. I am sure there are other married men in the same situation.

And if there was a fireworks store that had clerks dressed like that, she would not let me near the place. :eek:

I sure there are also guys whose spouses are "unhappy with" or "just tolerate" their firework purchases. This would make it untolerable.

If they are only interested in attracting the single male fireworks customers, then it may work. But I think it will actually drive away many others.

skibladerj
December 8th, 2005, 09:30 PM
yikkes put it back in the oven its not done yet :rolleyes: :puke: :lol:

Aric
December 8th, 2005, 09:48 PM
:lol: :D :P :lol: :D :P

kou
December 8th, 2005, 10:41 PM
Please tell me I'm not the only one who thinks those girls are....well...anti-hot?
They would be very hot if I were serving a life sentence in prison and I had nothing else to work with.

St1dinoh
December 10th, 2005, 02:40 PM
has anyone gotten thier phantom fireworks newsletter yet

lol

it's got a reasonably attractive girl wearing a provocative lil christmas number. she'swearing a santa hat and a red bikini. mmmmmmm fireworks.

titaniumsalute04
December 14th, 2005, 12:04 PM
Please tell me I'm not the only one who thinks those girls are....well...anti-hot?


I agree with you Colin.....down here we call them butterheads. Everything looks good but her head. God bless,

Matt B.

St1dinoh
December 14th, 2005, 12:51 PM
I agree with you Colin.....down here we call them butterheads. Everything looks good but her head. God bless,

Matt B.

ahh yes the infamous butterface......"her body's nice....but-her-face :puke: "

PyroReview
December 14th, 2005, 01:01 PM
That's a UK website...women are bigger boned over there.

johnny_boomboom
December 14th, 2005, 03:31 PM
Bigger Bones and apparently ULGY!!!!!:)

darink300zx
December 14th, 2005, 05:42 PM
Like my uncle always said, just throw a flag over her head and "do it for ol glory!"

Mike
December 14th, 2005, 06:56 PM
If they ain't got fuses, I ain't interested.....then again, they might make good tube holders. OOPS, did I say that out loud??? :D

PyroBubba
December 14th, 2005, 07:03 PM
Nekkid women -- the one thing I'd rather see than fireworks.

Too bad James isn't around. Maybe he could post the label I designed for "Big Blonde Mama" -- sort of a BBW version of a 500-gram cake. The slogan: "Bigger than Dumb Blonde! Badder than One Bad Mother!"

Pyro4life1
December 14th, 2005, 07:33 PM
Like my uncle always said, just throw a flag over her head and "do it for ol glory!"

:D :lol:

climber
December 14th, 2005, 08:58 PM
Alright, I said it was a good Marketing Idea.
I'm sure the marketing would be better facilitated by
some little honeys from the University of Washington.